1. What is your favorite position?


    Being on top…..of a big pile of money.

  2. "Everything is temporary."

    3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via pretendthatyourealone)

    (Source: lunacrystals, via n-e-w-y-o-r-k-l-o-v-e)

  3. roseisreturning:

    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

    (Source: acebethchilds, via legalmexican)

  4. tiredestprincess:

    ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

    (via ugly)

    (Source: jameskirked, via nerdjpg)

  5. (Source: mtvstyle, via legalmexican)

  6. Free OREO™ day!


    Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

    (via ernbarassing)

  7. gnarly:

    Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do

    (via breakinq)

  8. (Source: daddywhorebucks, via ernbarassing)

  9. -surprise:


    me trying to reach goals in my life


    and when i reach them


    (Source: legalwifi, via gnarly)

  10. leonardbonesy:

    whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

    (via ernbarassing)

  11. asvprock:

    Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

    (via allteensrelate)

  12. pityfriend:

    *jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

    (via ugly)