1. xensin:

    LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

    (via nerdjpg)

  2. datsrad:

    purplenightsky6:

    I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

    tru

    (Source: purplenightsky69, via departured)

  3. kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via hi)

    (Source: russellmiller, via zackisontumblr)

  4. (Source: foreverpensive, via hi)

  5. andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    fewociouslilkitty:

    andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

    guys: fight each other all the time

    girls: support each other and share hand cream

    Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

    maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

    (via ernbarassing)

  6. cyberho:

    it’s like looking in a mirror 

    (via departured)

  7. witheringghost:

    do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

    (via zackisontumblr)

  8. zootedboy:

    if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

    (via phobias)

  9. uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

    (via legalmexican)

  10. getoffmybloghoe:

    keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

    image

    (Source: freddifish, via hi)

    • KID :   mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
    • MOM :   that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
  11. politicalsexkitten:

    Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

    (via pizza)